post #1 :: 16th March 2006 at 11:57 AM

Let's get some crazy video linkage going on here. Something we can all enjoy. Google video, U-Tube, funnyvideos.com, whatever, so long as it's in some way amusing.

Only one thing is banned: those stupid videos of people miming along to songs on their webcam. What the fuck are those people thinking? Anyone who posts them will be banned. Or at least slapped in the face by Steve the Almighty Pacifist.

Go crazy! My first lot:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...2&q=team+ryouko
Urban ninja rules (these are outtakes - check out Team Ryouko for cool stunty stuff)

http://browsermail.com/page.html?p=...NgOsglburzIh74g
Joscho Stephan, incredible young jazz guitarist <--< is it down to you guys? this video HAS to be seen

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...4889783&q=piano
Weird piano thing

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...49578477676685&
Cricketer caught with his pants down

post #2 :: 17th March 2006 at 05:09 AM

A classic but still one of the funniest internet things ever.

post #3 :: 17th March 2006 at 05:19 AM

Haha, Cruise, that was pretty funny.

Joscho video is back up! Everybody has to watch this guy! NOW! http://browsermail.com/page.html?p=...NgOsglburzIh74g

post #4 :: 17th March 2006 at 08:32 AM

Alright, some good shit up there already. Let me provide my own:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...603460197958871
Fast drummer in the world, 1407 kicks a minute

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...394882440593140
Best black metal video, Dunkelheit by Burzum

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...589850563397307
Worst black metal video ever, Call of the Wintermoon by Immortal. Note that this is so bad it's become cult.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...909161068241535
Saving the best for last, great little 5 minute documentary of the metal genre a a whole. Well worth watching

post #5 :: 19th March 2006 at 09:53 AM

Ok, this is too awesome not to post, The Bittorent Song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN1D...=torrent%20song

Dave, this is for you

post #6 :: 19th March 2006 at 07:46 PM

That was fairly funny. Guy can't play for crap, though

post #7 :: 20th March 2006 at 03:52 AM

Thank God he has an image for video then.

post #8 :: 20th March 2006 at 08:17 PM

Martian reproduction.

It's about 10 minutes long, but you have to see the end.

post #9 :: 23rd March 2006 at 01:47 AM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...384923877111213

Crazy guy driving through Paris streets. Fuckin' mesmerizing

post #10 :: 23rd March 2006 at 02:58 AM

Surely that's special effects. Where were all the other cars?

Reminded me of a sweet vid I saw on Google video with a bunch of guys on bikes riding through New York like absolute nutters. Can't find it, though. Sorry.

post #11 :: 6th April 2006 at 01:50 AM

More vids.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...fighter&pl=true
Street Fighter 2 comeback of the century.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...+cosbys&pl=true
A crazy cartoon about cloning Bill Cosby. Keep watching the other episodes, it gets funnier.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...145653298392267
Ignore the anime intro (it's actually the old Bleach opening). These are Rube Goldberg devices set up by bored Japanese students. You know, those hugely complicated things that trigger each other off and usually perform some pointless task at the end. Some of the stuff involved is wonderfully imaginative.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...capella&pl=true
Nintendo songs a capella. Old but still amusing.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...&q=nirvana%3Cbr
Hilarious stoned interview with Nirvana.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...q=crazy&pl=true
STAGED, before anybody gets in there before me. Some crazy German kid going crazy while playing the computer. Gets pretty scary about 2 minutes in. You've been warned. People, if there's a chance you might have children like this, please don't reproduce. It's the last thing we need.

post #12 :: 6th April 2006 at 04:58 AM

Utterly hilarious series of videos of Mesh (northern wimpy wimp) being
forced to play Doom 3 by his buddy Mack. More screams than an abortion
ward.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itUdA9d3LsQ&search=mesh

The vid above is the last one and the most hilarious. Watch it first!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKAsV4yK6D8&search=mesh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6Ck6DYU78M&search=mesh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cJs7mNES04&search=mesh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SzMGFRgUnk&search=mesh

post #13 :: 7th April 2006 at 02:34 AM

Dave, just watched those Rube Goldberg device thingies with a couple of colleagues, and we were sitting with our mouthes open for 10 minutes. Great stuff!

post #14 :: 9th April 2006 at 04:41 AM

Ok, this one just for the amusing title:

Fat kid gettin nailed by paintball guns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQGO...ch=south%20park

And this one for the cheer evilness that made me really 'laugh out loud'

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...arcraft+funeral

Quote:

Apparently a young girl who died was honoured by her world of warcraft friends with an in game funeral. Unfortunately the server was a pvp server and a group decided to attack the funeral, killed everyone there and made a video about it. Let the drama begin!

post #15 :: 9th April 2006 at 06:15 AM

The Warcraft funeral thing is old but still pretty funny. I recommend getting the high-quality version so you can read what the people are saying. Poor nerds.

post #16 :: 15th April 2006 at 05:17 AM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...951451934163087
So immature, but the hardest I've laughed today.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...362959167995041
Brilliant parody of a love tune by Aussie comedy group "Tripod". Their falsetto harmonies are great.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...016233896455486
Grooviest. Dog. Ever.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...237408371486877
Girl has double-jointed, uh, arms. Bit crazy really. She'd be dynamite in the sack. Note to self. Settle down with circus freak.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...447980554417691
This has got to be fake. If it isn't, it's even more impressive than (dare I say?) Steve's ass fire pic.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...413429042618169
OK, this guy climbs 400+ feet of a near-right angle cliff, with no harness and no safety. In just over 4 minutes.

post #17 :: 16th April 2006 at 04:29 AM

Yeah, I think that ass-flaming vid is totally fake, and not just because I have my ulterior motives. That guy just seems a little too glib about a two-foot flame coming out of his anus.

post #18 :: 16th April 2006 at 06:35 AM

I concur. Gotta be fake. Must have a bunsen burner up his rectum or something.

post #19 :: 19th April 2006 at 01:01 PM

More!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...102479758071368
How about this for a table tennis rally then?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...amusing&pl=true
I love shiba inus.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...amusing&pl=true
Deaf stand-up comedy. Kind of odd to watch.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...amusing&pl=true
Well it's only the World Air Guitar Championships. Naturally. What a bunch of idiots. The funniest thing is Google try to charge you to watch the full video.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...ny+song&pl=true
Country tune about the wife finding the girlfriend.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...ny+song&pl=true
If I didn't link this, well, I might as well just be dead.

post #20 :: 21st April 2006 at 10:34 AM

cynic said: Utterly hilarious series of videos of Mesh (northern wimpy wimp) being forced to play Doom 3 by his buddy Mack. More screams than an abortion ward.

Man, I bought Doom3 based a week ago and have been playing it in the dark. The damn imps jumping from the doors is just annoying. The music is creepy and sets an excellent mood. There are babies crying and weird people talking in the background. It's a genuinely freaky game. I loved the original games and I enjoy this updated version. But man, that Mesh guy is a real minge.

post #21 :: 21st April 2006 at 09:00 PM

Indeed - be warned though that unless you really mod your game up you'll be bored with it in a couple of weeks.

PS: don't forget to add the flashlight mod at once...

post #22 :: 21st April 2006 at 11:35 PM

I got bored with it in a couple of days. The Doom3 cheat is no IDKFA, it's simply to look behind you every time you enter a room. Because you know an enemy is going to spawn there and start hitting you rather predictably.

The expansion pack was a rather tired attempt to take advantage of the Half Life 2 cash cow by including a 'grab gun'. Which does exactly the same thing as the gravity gun from HL2, but somehow doesn't break any copyright infringement.

I never even finished Doom3, which, considering how long it takes to finish, is pretty bad form.

post #23 :: 22nd April 2006 at 05:06 AM

I think there is a Doom2 total conversion mod for Doom3 - might be worth looking to as well

post #24 :: 22nd April 2006 at 06:03 AM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...07&q=punch&pl=t
PTA meetings can get a bit personal. Wish I knew the backstory.

post #25 :: 24th April 2006 at 09:05 AM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...ny+song&pl=true
That's some pretty embarassing stuff right there. Slightly painful to watch. What the fuck does that little gay guy in the white shirt think he's doing?

post #26 :: 25th April 2006 at 07:45 AM

dave.... can you come over here for a second? Thanks. See, I didn't want to mention this in front of the rest of the group, but that boy is...well, he's...special. Yeah. So just so you know, he's not doing it on purpose. I know, you DO have to admire his courage! Anyway, just thought I'd bring that to your attention so that everyone doesn't think you're insensitive to these matters. You're still my favorite.

post #27 :: 25th April 2006 at 10:20 AM

Oh.

Is he really?

He looks it, to be honest.

That video still makes me cringe. Part of me wishes I'd never seen it.

Am I meant to be sensitive now?

post #28 :: 26th April 2006 at 02:49 AM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...7&q=iraq+ambush
The American army are a group of elite trained soldiers and highly professional in their conduct at all times.

post #29 :: 26th April 2006 at 05:45 AM

Thanks Dave, now the few colleagues that are still with me in the office are looking at me in a strange way

post #30 :: 26th April 2006 at 10:15 AM

cynic said: Thanks Dave, now the few colleagues that are still with me in the office are looking at me in a strange way

"Do not try this in Iraq."

It's nice to see that morale is up with the troops. Also, Cynic, you must realize that any link on this thread will be NSFW.